A whale story

A sperm whale couple were coasting in the blue ocean. The male whale suddenly spots a whaling ship. He recognizes it.

Male Whale: "That's the ship that took away my parents. Its sweet revenge time. Let's get under the ship and capsize it using our blow-holes."

The female agrees and they carry out the plan successfully. The male whale, still angry, surveys the desperate sailors in the water.

Male Whale: "Let's eat these bastards."

The female takes a long look at the sailors and then turns to the male, saying, "Look, I don't mind giving blow-jobs, but don't ask me to swallow the seamen."