Cover your stump before you hump

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Don't be silly, protect your willie

When in doubt shroud you spout

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

If you slip between her thighs, condomize

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

If you go into heat, package your meat

While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

The right selection, is to protect your erection

Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

A crank with armor, will never harm her

If you really love her, wear a cover

Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

No glove, no love

If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye

Even If she's eager, protect her beaver

No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax

Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt

Avoid a frown, contain your clown

Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground