HER

8:45 Wake up to hugs & kisses
9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scales
9:30 Light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:30 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's ex, notice she's gained thirty pounds
3:00 Facial, massage and nap
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

HIM

10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral Sex
10:45 Big breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:00 Oral Sex
3:30 Play sport with the guys
4:00 Drink beer with the guys
6:00 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:10 Oral Sex
8:00 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex