A repairman is walking through a mental institution, He comes up to the first room and sees a man swinging an imaginary baseball bat. "What the hell are you doing" he asks. "I`m Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a homerun I`m outta here!", replies the man. The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way.

In the next room, there`s a guy swinging an imaginary golf club. "What the hell are YOU doing?" he asks, "I`m Jack Nicklaus. As soon as I make a hole in one I`m outta here!", replies the man. The repairman shakes his head and comes up to the next room. Theres a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of his dick. "What the hell are you doing!" he asks.

"I`m fucking nuts, I`m never gettin outta here!