It's a dark wet night in downtown Newcastle and Paul Gascoigne and Chris Waddle are driving around visiting a few old haunts. They pull up at a set of traffic lights and a group of drunken youths recognise Gazza..

The leader shouts, "HOY YOU GASCOIGNE! What are you doing in Newcastle?

We don't want you back up here. You're a traitor! You left Newcastle to go to Spurs just when we really needed you, you deserted us. Then you deserted them to go to Lazio."

Then they spot Waddle.....

The leader shouts, "HOY YOU WADDLE What are you doing in Newcastle? We don't want you back up here. You're a traitor! You left Newcastle to go to Spurs just when we really needed you, you deserted us. Then you deserted them to go to Marseille."

Stung by the criticism Gascoigne pulls down his trousers and as the car speeds off, he raises his backside up to the window.

The leader then shouts " AND YOU BEARDSLEY!! You b@st%&d!