The Seven Dwarves took a European vacation and while in Rome, decided to visit the Vatican. Since they were celebrities they received a private tour and an audience with the Pope. After the tour the Pope asked if they had any questions.

"Yes your eminence.." replied Doc, "I would like to know if there are any midget nuns here at the Vatican?". "No", replied the Pope, "no midget nuns here." "Well", Doc says," are there any midget nuns in Europe?"

The Pope thinks for a moment and replies "No, there are no midget nuns in Europe." Doc then asks "Are there any midget nuns anywhere in the world?" The Pope thinks hard for a minute and replies "No. There are not midget nuns anywhere."

The Seven Dwarves then start laughing, jumping up and down and pointing, singing "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"