A really short guy moved to a hick town and he was incredibly horny. He went to a dance, met a girl, and she let him walk her home.

On the way, he said, "Do you think we could have sex?" She said, "I'm way too tall for us to do it standing up, and I can't lie down in my brand new party dress."

He replied, "There's a blacksmith shop over there. I could stand on the anvil." She agreed, so the went into the blacksmith shop and got it on.

Afterwards, as he continued to walk her home, he said, "Can we have sex again?" She said, "No, not tonight."

He replied, "Then I guess I don't need to carry this anvil any further."