A guy dial his home number from work. A
strange woman answers. The guy
says,
"Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the
house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I
just figured
was her
husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you
like to make
$50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot
that witch
and
the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed
by a
couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the
bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool?"
"Is this 832-4821?"