A sperm whale couple were coasting in the blue ocean. The male
whale
suddenly spots a whaling ship. He recognizes it.
Male Whale: "That's the ship that took away my parents. Its
sweet revenge
time. Let's get under the ship and capsize it using our
blow-holes."
The female agrees and they carry out the plan successfully. The
male
whale, still angry, surveys the desperate sailors in the water.
Male Whale: "Let's eat these bastards."
The female takes a long look at the sailors and then turns to the
male,
saying, "Look, I don't mind giving blow-jobs,
but don't ask me to swallow the seamen."