Worst Pick-Up lines to use, even on a Blonde :

  1. I just threw up!
  2. You look just like a hooker I know in Detroit.
  3. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?
  4. Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
  5. I've had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good.
  6. Hello Susie! Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon so she asked me to pick you up. My what a pretty dress!
  7. Your face or mine?
  8. Nice dress, could I talk you out of it?
  9. I want to floss with your pubic hair.
  10. I'd look good on you.
  11. Excuse me. Have I fucked you yet?
  12. Somebody farted! Lets get out of here.
Bjørge Stavik © 1997