Blonde Medical Terminology

A
Anally -- occurring yearly
Artery -- study of paintings
B
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
C
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
D
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
E
Enema -- not a friend
F
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lie
G
Genital -- non-Jewish
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
H
Hangnail -- coathook
I
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
L
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
M
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
N
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
O
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
P
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
R
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
S
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
T
Tablet -- small tablet
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumour -- an extra pair
U
Urine -- opposite of you're out
V
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited
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